Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.