Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।