Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.