Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.