Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.