Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends are our chosen family.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.