Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।