Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.