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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.