Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

All the best people are crazy.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.