Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।