Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.