Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.