Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.