Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.