Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.