Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is the key to everything

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.