Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A true friend stabs you in the front.