Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.