Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

All the best people are crazy.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.