Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

All the best people are crazy.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is the key to everything

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.