Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.