Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Our craziness made us best friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is the key to everything

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends are our chosen family.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.