Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.