Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is the key to everything

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

All the best people are crazy.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.