Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

All the best people are crazy.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.