Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends are our chosen family.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is the key to everything

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.