Funny Quotes / Friends

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।