Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.