Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.