Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is the key to everything

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends are our chosen family.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.