Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.