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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Our craziness made us best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.