Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.