Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Our craziness made us best friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.