Funny Quotes / Friends

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.