Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is the key to everything

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.