Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.