Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

All the best people are crazy.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Our craziness made us best friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad