Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.