Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.