Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.