Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

All the best people are crazy.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।