Funny Quotes / Friends

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.