Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

All the best people are crazy.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.