Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

All the best people are crazy.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!