Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.