Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.