Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our craziness made us best friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.