Funny Quotes / Friends

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends are our chosen family.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

All the best people are crazy.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.